See more posts like this on Tumblr
#queue are my sunshineMore you might like
dude I’m getting married what the FUCK
The Knight of the Flowers, 1894, by Georges Rochegrosse. Detail and photo by Paul Perrin. Edit.
Filled out 3 different job applications today. Please send positive, making lots of money vibes my way if you can spare it 🥰
The Avengers as John Mulaney Quotes
Requested: no lol
Requests are: OPEN! Please send me stuff
Peter Parker: “I was hoping that by now, I would look older, and that didn’t happen.”
Tony Stark: “I was once on the telephone with Blockbuster video, which is a very old-fashioned sentence.”
Steve Rogers: “Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and Feed my birds.”
Bucky Barnes: “I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die.”
Scott Lang: “Nothing that I know can help you with your car ever. Unless you’re like ‘Hey, I’ve got a flat tire, does anyone her know a lot about the ‘Cosby Show.”
Wanda Maximoff: “I don’t look like someone who used to do anything. I look like I was just sitting in a room with a chair eating saltines for 28 years and then walked right out here.”
Thor: “Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.”
Sam Wilson: “college was like a four-year game show called Do My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need to Go to Sleep
Vision: “I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way i act and behave and have walked and talked for the past 28 years.”
Natasha Romanov: “Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.”
Bruce Banner: “when I was in grade school, I was bullied for being Asian-American, and the biggest problem with that is…that I’m not Asian-American
Clint Barton: “You know those days when you’re like, ‘this might as well happen.’”
of course I would come back to this blog at 1 AM on a Monday night. Fits the brand.